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    :eek: so cool? I dont think so....:unsure:

    to : "whom it may concern"

    I have just read the 3 first sentences and i almost blow my head . He has picked somewhere on Internet but little got it for sure, so coarse that i cant stand any more! What do u mean "hot"? Is it "cool&fun" to u guys? (only "guys" i guess) The rest is OK.
    Được sửa bởi misty lúc 19:03 ngày 26-11-2004

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    • Yaya, dey all rock!!! LOL

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    Finding a good man is like trying to nail jelllo to the wall
    U ain't exactly the brightest crayon in the box
    Your as slow as a turtle running through peanut butter
    Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
    Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
    Awww...looks like someone beat u with an ugly stick
    The more stupid I get, the more gorgeous u look
    Welcome to loserville. Population: you
    It's people like you who give skanks a bad name
    I've had fun before. This isn't it
    I dream about a monster, about you!
    Your village called, their idiot is missing
    Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
    I'd smack you but **** splatters!
    It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
    You're the cum your mother should have swallowed
    I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet
    Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
    Everybody has the right to be stupid but you're just abusing the privledge
    You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
    I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
    Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of ****
    3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
    If u are what u eat then ur cheap, quick, and easy
    Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
    Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
    Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
    Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable
    I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
    You're just like a door knob, everyone gets a turn

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    DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT
    I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pyjamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and jumped into light, all because you kissed me good night
    A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever
    "Don’t be afraid to be yourself, the people who matter don’t care; the people that care don’t matter."
    "Don't frown someone might be falling in love with your smile!"
    Goodbye is the absolute hardest thing to say because you have to walk away with just a memory; and memories...they fade."
    "It's really amazing when two strangers become the best of friends, but it's really when the best of friends become two strangers."
    Live by your own standards not other peoples
    Its all fun and games until someone looses an eye... then it's a sport!!!
    im as clever as i am cute
    I’ve lost a lot of things in my time but the thing I miss most is my mind!!!
    ***y, single n ready 2 mingle
    im sweet n cute n may b tiny but mess wit me n i'll kick ur hiney!!
    Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly
    I've learned that you can't make someone love you; all you can do is stalk him and hope he panics and gives in
    I'm immature, unorganised, irresponsible, lazy, and loud... but I'm fun
    The way I see it is the more people that hate me, the less people I have to try and please
    Thinking is a powerful thing. Power is dangerous. I'm not allowed to play with dangerous things, therefore I don't think

    ¤º~SWEET LIKE CANDY...HOT LIKE FIRE...IM THAT LIL QT DAT U DESIRE!~º¤!
    I smile because I have no idea what’s going on
    My imaginary friends think you have serious problems!
    (`'·.¸(`'·..¸*¤I’m actually quiet pleasant until I wake up¤*¸.·'´)¸.·'´)! Wow 2 + 2 is 4 I just realised that! Cool I’m getting somewhere now! Sorry can u repeat the question?
    I'm not WEIRD!!! Put it this way.... I’m gifted!!!!!
    ! *IrReSiStAbLe* !! Before you say u hate someone think if they committed suicide would you care?
    Sometimes I talk to myself because sometimes I'm the only one I'll listen to.
    What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
    Everyone knows I like him no one knows if he likes me
    (T)(K) i HaVe a PeN aNd PaPeR, yOu hAvE a FoNe nUmBeR. tHiNk oF tHe pOsSiBiLiTiEs!!! (K)(T)
    Everybody is allowed to be stupid…….but you are just abusing the privileges! ! *~ HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!!? Don’t interrupt me while I’m talking to myself!!*~
    **ONLY YOU CAN DETERMINE YOUR HAPPINESS**
    No one tests the depth of a river with both feet.
    Did I look like I cared? Oh.... oops. Let me try again...
    Remember... When someone’s annoying you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to slap them down.
    If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, was it really a joke?
    Tell your little voices to shut up! I can’t hear mine!
    I didn't lie…I just altered the truth
    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
    Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while, I was the suspect
    Don’t let your mind wander - it’s far too small to be left on its own
    Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!!!
    4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep
    Whoever said everything is possible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
    A PrEt+Y GiRl CaN KiSs A gUy, A BiRd CaN KiSs A But+ErfLy ThE RiSiNg SuN CaN KiSs Da GrAsS And U mY FrIeNd CaN KiSs My AsS
    Tell everyone how much he or she means to you, you may not get the chance tomorrow
    SMILE, it keeps people wondering what you've been up to
    Loved by some, hated by many. Envied by most yet wanted by plenty.
    happiness is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but your the only one who can truly feel it!~
    I’m a Sweet As Candy Hot As Fire I’m a Dat Lil' Cutie Ya'll Desire
    Don't follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path, and leave a trail
    I hope life’s not a big joke cause I don’t get it
    If ure drinking apple juice and its warm.... odds are it aint apple juice!
    If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
    It’s nice to be wanted... even if it is by the FBI.
    How you look depends on who is looking
    I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
    WHY DO MEN LIKE SMART WOMEN? OPPISITES ATTRACT
    Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark
    Why do people report power outages on TV?
    I DONT NEED YOUR ATTITUDE, IVE GOT ONE OF MY OWN!!
    NEVER FIGHT WIT AN UGLY PERSON, THEY HAVE NOTHING TO LOOSE!!!
    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
    ▲~yes~it~did~hurt~when~I~fell~from~heaven!~▲
    You taught me that I trust too easily and love too quickly. But that's okay because you taught me that being myself is important
    The hardest part of moving forward is not looking back
    Best friends stick with you throughout life, and these are the friends that God “accidentally” forgot to put in your family.
    Gone crazy! Back soon
    A smile is a curve that can straighten out a lot of things…
    If you’ve met me, you’ll worry, if you know me you’ll smile
    "Today I want to thank you. Not for anything really special,

    but just because-- just because you have a great personality that makes you pleasant to be around. Just because you are so much fun, but you know when and how to be serious. Just because I feel like I can talk to you about pretty much anything. You make friendship seem like no work at all, and even though that's the way it should be, not every friendship is easy. Although there are so many wonderful things about you, I want to thank you most of all for just being you-- because when you are just being you, it's so naturally comfortable being me."

    Somewhere there is someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while, so when you're lonely remember this; somebody, somewhere is thinking of you.

    >:>A sMiLe Is A cUrVe ThAt StRaIgHtEnS OuT aLoTa ThInGs:>

    »Good girls don't lie, ßad girls don't cry, Ðumb girls need "air", Naughty girls need underwear, §weet girls aren't mean, Funny girls make a scene, erfect girls have all the class, Mean girls will kick your a**, §mart girls will excel, Gossip girls will tell, opular girls get all the boys, £ittle girls play with toys, Ñormal girls are nothing new, $o which one applies to you?«

    If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
    Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest
    A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, **** that was fun!
    Trying is the first step towards failure
    If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
    If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
    The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
    I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
    Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
    I'm the girl your parents warned you about
    I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
    I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
    I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
    Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
    One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky
    I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)
    The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
    :S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S
    (L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)
    Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away
    Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure
    My calculations are U+ME=US!
    (B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)
    The rich get richer and the poor get children
    I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
    Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
    Fat people are harder to kidnap
    My door is always open so feel free to leave
    Pizza is a lot like ***. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
    I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
    You're unique, just like everyone else....
    Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
    Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
    Don't be impressed by anyone make yourself that people should be impressed by you!
    Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!
    Diamonds are a girls best friend
    I may be blonde but im not stupid
    Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
    He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine
    I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
    Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
    Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
    The higher you are, the farther you fall
    A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
    There are more fish in the sea but watch out for tha sharks
    If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom
    I didn't ask to be a princess... I asked to be a queen...
    You gotta be rich to get this bitch
    Don't drink water, fishes have *** in it!
    If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
    Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
    I want to be a millionaire!
    The only thing duck tape, tylenol and band-aid can't fix is you!
    B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intellidgent, Talented, Cute, Humorous!
    If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
    The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU


    Roses Are Red......Apples Are Sour.....Open Your Legs And I'll Show You Some Power
    It's Not The Size Of The Boat its the motion of the ocean
    I'm SOOOO hot that when I go Outside The Snow Melts
    Guys Are Like Lays Chips.......Betcha Cant Have Just One
    Beer Is Good, Beer Is Great, When You Drunk It's Easy To Find A Mate
    I May Not Be A Flinstone But I Sure Can Make Your Bed-Rock
    When I Walk In The Room All The gUys Look In My Direction... BUt Can I Blame Them I'm Pure Prefection
    Sweet By Light..........Naughty By Night
    Inspect MY gadget
    There used to be men on dis earth ... what happened?
    Why is it i must climb thousands of moutains to get to u and all u gotta do is smile
    Love must be a game that I always loose
    Moving on is simple... its what u leave behind thats so hard
    How can I get over you.. when your all I ever think about
    A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, da rising sun can kiss da grass, but u hunnie can kiss my ass!
    It takes a few second to say hello, but forever to say goodbye
    Love is hell
    Life has treated me like a baby treats it's diaper
    If u cant deal wid it .. dont pretend
    Dont walk in front of me ... i may not follow. dont walk behind me i may not lead, just walk beside me and be my buddy
    Why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as well get dressed up
    Do you have a Band-Aid cos i skinned my knee when i fell 4 you
    Never say sorry 4 what you meant to do
    while me and my girls be shakin our hips there be them boys lickin their lips
    I'm not cryin cos he dumped me, im cryin cos i want him back
    Please be careful wid my heart becos there aint much left cos you've torn it all apart
    Look in my eyes ... look in my heart .. look in my soul ... ur da one who tore it all apart
    Im falling for you ... please catch me
    There's not enough hours in da day to do all da bitchin i need to do
    Itz not da length and its not da size, it how many times u can make it rise!
    I was born in da heavens , up in da sky, sent down to earth to put a tingle in ur thigh!
    If doing IT is bad ... then why does It feel so good?
    Why is it EVERYONE thinks we're perfect for eachother but ur the only one who cant see that?
    You thort u had him, u thort he woz yours, ha ha thats funny cos he dont mess wid whores
    That hardest part about moving on is learning not to look back
    If i had a star for each time i thought about u i would have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hands
    Its not my fault i fell for ___________, he tripped me
    Life's too short to date ugly guyz
    I live in heaven where dreams come tru, but if they are supposed to then y am I not wid u?
    Hey gurl, you boy came back to my place last night, **** he's fine, I was his six and **** gurl he was my nine
    I had a party last night, you didnt come .. but ur boy did ... twice
    Roses are red violets are blue you thought I was in love with you , when you dumped me you thought I cried but honey I had another guy
    *** is kinky and a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young
    Make love not war, on the bed, not the floor
    You've heard my name, seen my face, aaw all you poor ass lil bitchiz could neva take my place
    Girl dont flaunt it, cause i dont want it
    I can see you ova there just chilin wid your gurlfriends, cant believe your by urself... You shuld be here with me
    I see you lookin at me, i can tell dat your feelin me, so how bout you dance wid me
    I dont play hard to get I play to get u hard
    Any guy who can put up wid my **** deserves an award
    I heard you braggin bout da first time we kissed... hunny I only did it cause I was pissed!
    Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and ill show you some power
    If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate
    You can do it put ur back into it, i can do it put ur ass into it tick tick booooom!
    If you feel da world shake, dunt worry it's only me makin ur man's heart break
    Hunny, i got style and I got pride you betta strap your man down othawise imma gonna giv him a ride
    Some call me a slut, some call me a hoe, but they scream my name louder than you all know
    At first you dissed me, now u wanna kiss me, ahahaha u missed me
    If there lipstick on your mans colla, you can bet your last dolla, I made him holla
    I eat my homeword because it was a piece of cake
    A wise men once said...I Dont know go ask a women!
    No actors, no scripts, reharsal... Just LIFE!
    Sweet yet loud, imma cutie and proud
    Im busy... your ugly... cya
    Save santa a trip... be naughty with me!
    Im smiling cause your my sista, and laughing cause you cant do anything about it
    What you see is what u dont get, so drool on, dream on, move on
    Hot Guy + Hot Gurl = Hot time in bed
    True love dont have a happy ending, true love dont have no ending
    If I aint in love with you , what am I going trough?
    Don't wait to tell da person you love with all your heart that u love them cos u could miss your chance
    Candy Canes r yummy, lipops are good, my baby loves me, just like he should
    Friends Are Like Stars... You cant always see them but you know there always there
    Friends Are Like 4 leaf clovers hard to find but nice to have.
    Some Guyz Are Nice, SOme Guys Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!
    Some Girls Are Nice, SOme Girls Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!
    Don't Denie It Until You Try It!


    =====================ok het von roi!!!!

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    cái này trên bash.org nè:
    <anamexis> oh man
    <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
    --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
    <anamexis> and it exploded
    <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
    <anamexis> but I got it away just in time
    <-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
    <anamexis> :<

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    very funny.Please post more.

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