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khang910
18-08-2006, 22:56
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"And an Mansell comes into the pits, he's quite literally sweating his eyeballs out."
- UK Sports coverage on TV
"We didn't lose, we weren't beaten, we just came in second."
- U.S. commentators, after Canadian Donavon Bailey won the 100 metre gold medal at the 1996 Olympics
"Minks are mean little critters. Vicous, horrible little animals who eat their own. They're not beavers. I wouldn't wear beavers. I'd rather have a mink coat made of mean little critters that are killed in a very nice way and treated nicely for their short, mean lives so that I could keep warm."
- Valerie Perrine, Actress
"I just don't think America wants a female host. It's like men don't walk around in skirts in this country. Why change a good thing?"
- Vanna White
"I don't know all the certain words to word it."
- Vanilla Ice, Rap Star, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography
"They are not jackbooted Nazi thugs. They are merely German policemen in spiffy uniforms here to help us."
- Vichy government (1941 - 1945)
"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."
- Vlade Divac, NBA basketball player
"You can't just let nature run wild."
- Wally Hickel, former Alaska governor
"Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running."
- Warning label on central air conditioning unit
"My lord, we find the man who stole the mare not guilty."
- Welsh Jury Verdict
"Well, that was a cliff-dweller."
- Wes Westrum, Baseball coach, about a close game
"We'd like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles."
- Wesley Bolin, Governor
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.