bpmtri
02-12-2002, 19:34
1.Husband (Returning late from work ) :Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in.
2.Wife: Have you brought the grocery ?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
3.Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found...
4.Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
5.Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
6.Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
7.Wife: You are an useless nut.
Husband: By Default
8.Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use...Try after some time.
9.Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.
10.Wife: Are you going to drink some wine?
Husband: File system is full.
11.Wife: What is my value in the family ?
Husband: Unknown Virus.
2.Wife: Have you brought the grocery ?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
3.Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found...
4.Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
5.Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
6.Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
7.Wife: You are an useless nut.
Husband: By Default
8.Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use...Try after some time.
9.Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.
10.Wife: Are you going to drink some wine?
Husband: File system is full.
11.Wife: What is my value in the family ?
Husband: Unknown Virus.