Computer Terms

[bpmtri]

1.Husband (Returning late from work ) :Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in.

2.Wife: Have you brought the grocery ?
Husband: Bad command or filename.

3.Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found...

4.Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

5.Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...

6.Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.

7.Wife: You are an useless nut.
Husband: By Default

8.Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use...Try after some time.

9.Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.

10.Wife: Are you going to drink some wine?
Husband: File system is full.

11.Wife: What is my value in the family ?
Husband: Unknown Virus.

[fireball]

12.Wife: Hmm...i must do something to establish the order in this family....

**A guest (me!)--->ask the wife: So what will you do???

13.Wife: Data proceeds in only one direction round the loop in ring configuration. I must take the token!!! Are these words you want to hear, dear???

**Guest: S..o...and you..what will you d..o? (ask the husband)

14. Husband: m..e..???No....er...RUN time error!

Wife: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!:evil:

;););)

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Yellow hair girl:
- What is the "any key"?
- To del a letter in the screen she uses a CORRECTION PEN.
- To send email, she goes to the post office.

What else?