Some funny quotes

[vikhoa]

I've read these on Internet and want to share with you. Wishing all of you happy everyday and everytime you come to DDTH.com :)

Just relax and enjoy

1. A FuNnY GuY CaN MaKe U LaUgH:)A SwEeT GuY CaN OpEn Ur He@rT,BuT OnLy @ HoT GuY CaN OpEn Ur LeG$

2. If Ya SwEeT U CaN CaLl me HoNeY If Ya CuTe U CaN CaLl Me BaBy But If Ya hOt U cAn CaLl Me 2NiGhT!!

3. A PrEt+Y GiRl CaN KiSs A gUy, A BiRd CaN KiSs A But+ErfLy ThE RiSiNg SuN CaN KiSs Da GrAsS And U mY FrIeNd CaN KiSs My AsS

4. CaN H@vE Ur PhOtO So I CaN ShOw SaNtA WhAt I wAnT 4 XmAs??

5. U C@n F@lL FrOm Da SkY Or F@lL FrOm a TrEe BuT ThE BeSt WaY To FaLl Is iN (l) WiTh Me!!

6. iM A MaThS TeAcHeR, So LeTs PlUs ThE BeD, MiNuS ThE ClOtHeS, DiVidE ThE LeGs, AnD MuLtIpLy

7. I lost my phone numbers, can i have urs?

8. God made the wind blow, God made the wind shine, But how the hell did he make u so **** fine

9. Noboby's perfect there4 i must b Nobody

10. Roses are red, Violets are funky, Im thinking of you while spanking my monkey

11. dont hate be because im beautiful, hate me because ur boyfriend thinks i am

12. Roses are red, violets are black, go to hell and never come back

13. Why do people report power outages on TV?

14. A man is a king, a king is a ruler, a ruler is 12 inches... Are you still a man?

15. this is this cat
this was is cat
this is how cat
this was to cat
this is keep cat
this was a cat
this is idiot cat
this was busy cat
Ok? Now read the 3rd word in every line


For love and friendship

1. The spaces between our fingers were made so another persons fingers could fill them

2. If i had to chose 2 love u or to breathe i would choose to take my last breath to say i love you

3. To LOVE is one thing, to be loved is another, but to be loved by the one you love, is everything.

4. When I saw you I was afraid to meet you , When I met you I was afraid to kiss you, When I kissed you I was afraid to love you, Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.

5. Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

6. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.

7. A friend is someone who, knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

8. "We started our group....Our circle of friends....And like that
circle....There is no beginning or end...."


For a better life

1. What lies before us, and what lies behind us are tiny matter compared to what lies within us.

2. We make a living out of the things we get, but we make a life out of what we give.

3. Good things come to those who wait. (Correct ! in Counter-Strike, who camping and waiting can kill too many people :))

4. Enjoy the little things, for one day you will look back on your life and realize they were the big things.

5. There's a little bit of bad in the best of us, and a little bit of good in the worst of us. So none of us, bad or good, have any right to say anything about any of us.

6. People usually ignore the things you say, but when you show them what you mean, everything changes.

7. Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see shadows.

8. A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other--maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, maybe forever...but it will happen.

9. You never stop loving someone you truly loved, you just learn how to live without them.

10. Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules; then you must forget the rules and play by heart.

11. To find out things we ask, to share we help

12. You never know what you have until it is gone.

13. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.


If you find out more, just post them here to share with everyone.

[Nat]

the Relax and Enjoy section is good !! yet it seems a bit...MA 15+ rating huh? oops..i'm only 14.5 now

how dare you say those to the girls? they'll kick your ass.

by the way,a friend of mine from "the country above USA" usually said: (someone) kick ass = they really smart. don't know if the people over there actually use this expression.

[Ngh]

Cool!
Where did you get those stuff, bossman?
But the first ones seem to be a little rude, rite?

[whatever]

fun?
Life iz like a toilet paper; the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Practice makes perfect; but nobody iz perfect. So why practice?
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

[Nat]

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent
* education ruined me.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On your desk, you have a work station....
what more can I say..........

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man,
there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man,
there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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the wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop

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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !

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When two's company,
three's the result !

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

[sankaii]

thanks vikhoa ,i really like'em

[longnguyen]

anyone can go to www.theforum.ws , there'r alot funny stuff in there.

[novavn]

funny, hehehhehe, but so........

[littlestar_80]

hihi, gửi các chiến hữu :
Why Not a Dog?
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window stating the following: "Help wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer, and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

A short time afterward, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager.
The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office.

Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter, and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.

The manager was stunned but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer." The dog jumped down and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program
that worked flawlessly the first time. By this time, the manager was totally dumbfounded.

He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentence about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.

The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual."

[phaminhang]

hahah this is so kick-ass

btw, I've got some, I translated this from some famous VNese quote... so... I cant state the author specifically.. enjoy

- My girl friend asked me to tell her I loved her while kissing her.
- Does a ninety-year-old person live longer than a sixty-year-old one does?
- What can't be bought be money will be definitely bought by a lot of money.
- We will have everything if we have a thing called "everything".
- Raise your hand if you're not here.
- You look so smart, do u know that, dumb?
- My mom and my aunt look like sisters!
- This dog being looked from the left is really like a dog!!!
- I dont know why I know. but I know that I dont know. So I know or I don't know, I still try to know that I dont know anything at all. What abt you? Do you know why I dont know? Or you also don't know why I know that I dont know!
- Ladies and gentlemen, I want to announce that we dont have any announcement yet. So when there is an announcement, I will go here and announce.
- Open your eyes and hear this carefully! (!)
- Guess where I went to yesterday? If you know that I went to the LP show, I will give you 100 bucks!
- If I have to choose between you and Rock, I will just choose you and... Rock
- Go!!! Beat them up! We'd rather die than sacrifice!
- X sits behind Y. Y sits next to Z
X tells Y "Who sits next to you is a dumb". Y turns to Z says: "X tells me who sits next to you is a dumb". (:D)
:D :D :D

[misty]

to : "whom it may concern" :batman:

I have just read the 3 first sentences and i almost blow my head :mad:. He has picked somewhere on Internet but little got it for sure, so coarse that i cant stand any more! What do u mean "hot"? Is it "cool&fun" to u guys? (only "guys" i guess):wacko: The rest is OK.

[Tuoi*Thi*Tham]

• Yaya, dey all rock!!! LOL

[whatever]

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Finding a good man is like trying to nail jelllo to the wall
U ain't exactly the brightest crayon in the box
Your as slow as a turtle running through peanut butter
Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Awww...looks like someone beat u with an ugly stick
The more stupid I get, the more gorgeous u look
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It's people like you who give skanks a bad name
I've had fun before. This isn't it
I dream about a monster, about you!
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
I'd smack you but **** splatters!
It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
You're the cum your mother should have swallowed
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet
Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
Everybody has the right to be stupid but you're just abusing the privledge
You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of ****
3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
If u are what u eat then ur cheap, quick, and easy
Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
You're just like a door knob, everyone gets a turn

[whatever]

DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT
I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pyjamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and jumped into light, all because you kissed me good night
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever
"Don’t be afraid to be yourself, the people who matter don’t care; the people that care don’t matter."
"Don't frown someone might be falling in love with your smile!"
Goodbye is the absolute hardest thing to say because you have to walk away with just a memory; and memories...they fade."
"It's really amazing when two strangers become the best of friends, but it's really sad when the best of friends become two strangers."
Live by your own standards not other peoples
Its all fun and games until someone looses an eye... then it's a sport!!!
im as clever as i am cute
I’ve lost a lot of things in my time but the thing I miss most is my mind!!!
***y, single n ready 2 mingle
im sweet n cute n may b tiny but mess wit me n i'll kick ur hiney!!
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly
I've learned that you can't make someone love you; all you can do is stalk him and hope he panics and gives in
I'm immature, unorganised, irresponsible, lazy, and loud... but I'm fun
The way I see it is the more people that hate me, the less people I have to try and please
Thinking is a powerful thing. Power is dangerous. I'm not allowed to play with dangerous things, therefore I don't think

¤º~SWEET LIKE CANDY...HOT LIKE FIRE...IM THAT LIL QT DAT U DESIRE!~º¤!
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on
My imaginary friends think you have serious problems!
(`'·.¸(`'·..¸*¤I’m actually quiet pleasant until I wake up¤*¸.·'´)¸.·'´)! Wow 2 + 2 is 4 I just realised that! Cool I’m getting somewhere now! Sorry can u repeat the question?
I'm not WEIRD!!! Put it this way.... I’m gifted!!!!!
! *IrReSiStAbLe* !! Before you say u hate someone think if they committed suicide would you care?
Sometimes I talk to myself because sometimes I'm the only one I'll listen to.
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
Everyone knows I like him no one knows if he likes me
(T)(K) i HaVe a PeN aNd PaPeR, yOu hAvE a FoNe nUmBeR. tHiNk oF tHe pOsSiBiLiTiEs!!! (K)(T)
Everybody is allowed to be stupid…….but you are just abusing the privileges! ! *~ HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!!? Don’t interrupt me while I’m talking to myself!!*~
**ONLY YOU CAN DETERMINE YOUR HAPPINESS**
No one tests the depth of a river with both feet.
Did I look like I cared? Oh.... oops. Let me try again...
Remember... When someone’s annoying you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to slap them down.
If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, was it really a joke?
Tell your little voices to shut up! I can’t hear mine!
I didn't lie…I just altered the truth
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while, I was the suspect
Don’t let your mind wander - it’s far too small to be left on its own
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!!!
4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep
Whoever said everything is possible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
A PrEt+Y GiRl CaN KiSs A gUy, A BiRd CaN KiSs A But+ErfLy ThE RiSiNg SuN CaN KiSs Da GrAsS And U mY FrIeNd CaN KiSs My AsS
Tell everyone how much he or she means to you, you may not get the chance tomorrow
SMILE, it keeps people wondering what you've been up to
Loved by some, hated by many. Envied by most yet wanted by plenty.
happiness is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but your the only one who can truly feel it!~
I’m a Sweet As Candy Hot As Fire I’m a Dat Lil' Cutie Ya'll Desire
Don't follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path, and leave a trail
I hope life’s not a big joke cause I don’t get it
If ure drinking apple juice and its warm.... odds are it aint apple juice!
If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
It’s nice to be wanted... even if it is by the FBI.
How you look depends on who is looking
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
WHY DO MEN LIKE SMART WOMEN? OPPISITES ATTRACT
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark
Why do people report power outages on TV?
I DONT NEED YOUR ATTITUDE, IVE GOT ONE OF MY OWN!!
NEVER FIGHT WIT AN UGLY PERSON, THEY HAVE NOTHING TO LOOSE!!!
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
▲~yes~it~did~hurt~when~I~fell~from~heaven!~▲
You taught me that I trust too easily and love too quickly. But that's okay because you taught me that being myself is important
The hardest part of moving forward is not looking back
Best friends stick with you throughout life, and these are the friends that God “accidentally” forgot to put in your family.
Gone crazy! Back soon
A smile is a curve that can straighten out a lot of things…
If you’ve met me, you’ll worry, if you know me you’ll smile
"Today I want to thank you. Not for anything really special,

but just because-- just because you have a great personality that makes you pleasant to be around. Just because you are so much fun, but you know when and how to be serious. Just because I feel like I can talk to you about pretty much anything. You make friendship seem like no work at all, and even though that's the way it should be, not every friendship is easy. Although there are so many wonderful things about you, I want to thank you most of all for just being you-- because when you are just being you, it's so naturally comfortable being me."

Somewhere there is someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while, so when you're lonely remember this; somebody, somewhere is thinking of you.

>:>A sMiLe Is A cUrVe ThAt StRaIgHtEnS OuT aLoTa ThInGs:>

»Good girls don't lie, ßad girls don't cry, Ðumb girls need "air", Naughty girls need underwear, §weet girls aren't mean, Funny girls make a scene, erfect girls have all the class, Mean girls will kick your a**, §mart girls will excel, Gossip girls will tell, opular girls get all the boys, £ittle girls play with toys, Ñormal girls are nothing new, $o which one applies to you?«

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest
A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, **** that was fun!
Trying is the first step towards failure
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
I'm the girl your parents warned you about
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky
I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
:S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S
(L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)
Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away
Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure
My calculations are U+ME=US!
(B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)
The rich get richer and the poor get children
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
Fat people are harder to kidnap
My door is always open so feel free to leave
Pizza is a lot like ***. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
You're unique, just like everyone else....
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
Don't be impressed by anyone make yourself that people should be impressed by you!
Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!
Diamonds are a girls best friend
I may be blonde but im not stupid
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
The higher you are, the farther you fall
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
There are more fish in the sea but watch out for tha sharks
If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom
I didn't ask to be a princess... I asked to be a queen...
You gotta be rich to get this bitch
Don't drink water, fishes have *** in it!
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
I want to be a millionaire!
The only thing duck tape, tylenol and band-aid can't fix is you!
B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intellidgent, Talented, Cute, Humorous!
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU


Roses Are Red......Apples Are Sour.....Open Your Legs And I'll Show You Some Power
It's Not The Size Of The Boat its the motion of the ocean
I'm SOOOO hot that when I go Outside The Snow Melts
Guys Are Like Lays Chips.......Betcha Cant Have Just One
Beer Is Good, Beer Is Great, When You Drunk It's Easy To Find A Mate
I May Not Be A Flinstone But I Sure Can Make Your Bed-Rock
When I Walk In The Room All The gUys Look In My Direction... BUt Can I Blame Them I'm Pure Prefection
Sweet By Light..........Naughty By Night
Inspect MY gadget
There used to be men on dis earth ... what happened?
Why is it i must climb thousands of moutains to get to u and all u gotta do is smile
Love must be a game that I always loose
Moving on is simple... its what u leave behind thats so hard
How can I get over you.. when your all I ever think about
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, da rising sun can kiss da grass, but u hunnie can kiss my ass!
It takes a few second to say hello, but forever to say goodbye
Love is hell
Life has treated me like a baby treats it's diaper
If u cant deal wid it .. dont pretend
Dont walk in front of me ... i may not follow. dont walk behind me i may not lead, just walk beside me and be my buddy
Why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as well get dressed up
Do you have a Band-Aid cos i skinned my knee when i fell 4 you
Never say sorry 4 what you meant to do
while me and my girls be shakin our hips there be them boys lickin their lips
I'm not cryin cos he dumped me, im cryin cos i want him back
Please be careful wid my heart becos there aint much left cos you've torn it all apart
Look in my eyes ... look in my heart .. look in my soul ... ur da one who tore it all apart
Im falling for you ... please catch me
There's not enough hours in da day to do all da bitchin i need to do
Itz not da length and its not da size, it how many times u can make it rise!
I was born in da heavens , up in da sky, sent down to earth to put a tingle in ur thigh!
If doing IT is bad ... then why does It feel so good?
Why is it EVERYONE thinks we're perfect for eachother but ur the only one who cant see that?
You thort u had him, u thort he woz yours, ha ha thats funny cos he dont mess wid whores
That hardest part about moving on is learning not to look back
If i had a star for each time i thought about u i would have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hands
Its not my fault i fell for ___________, he tripped me
Life's too short to date ugly guyz
I live in heaven where dreams come tru, but if they are supposed to then y am I not wid u?
Hey gurl, you boy came back to my place last night, **** he's fine, I was his six and **** gurl he was my nine
I had a party last night, you didnt come .. but ur boy did ... twice
Roses are red violets are blue you thought I was in love with you , when you dumped me you thought I cried but honey I had another guy
*** is kinky and a lotta fun, even if we are a lil too young
Make love not war, on the bed, not the floor
You've heard my name, seen my face, aaw all you poor ass lil bitchiz could neva take my place
Girl dont flaunt it, cause i dont want it
I can see you ova there just chilin wid your gurlfriends, cant believe your by urself... You shuld be here with me
I see you lookin at me, i can tell dat your feelin me, so how bout you dance wid me
I dont play hard to get I play to get u hard
Any guy who can put up wid my **** deserves an award
I heard you braggin bout da first time we kissed... hunny I only did it cause I was pissed!
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and ill show you some power
If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate
You can do it put ur back into it, i can do it put ur ass into it tick tick booooom!
If you feel da world shake, dunt worry it's only me makin ur man's heart break
Hunny, i got style and I got pride you betta strap your man down othawise imma gonna giv him a ride
Some call me a slut, some call me a hoe, but they scream my name louder than you all know
At first you dissed me, now u wanna kiss me, ahahaha u missed me
If there lipstick on your mans colla, you can bet your last dolla, I made him holla
I eat my homeword because it was a piece of cake
A wise men once said...I Dont know go ask a women!
No actors, no scripts, reharsal... Just LIFE!
Sweet yet loud, imma cutie and proud
Im busy... your ugly... cya
Save santa a trip... be naughty with me!
Im smiling cause your my sista, and laughing cause you cant do anything about it
What you see is what u dont get, so drool on, dream on, move on
Hot Guy + Hot Gurl = Hot time in bed
True love dont have a happy ending, true love dont have no ending
If I aint in love with you , what am I going trough?
Don't wait to tell da person you love with all your heart that u love them cos u could miss your chance
Candy Canes r yummy, lollipops are good, my baby loves me, just like he should
Friends Are Like Stars... You cant always see them but you know there always there
Friends Are Like 4 leaf clovers hard to find but nice to have.
Some Guyz Are Nice, SOme Guys Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!
Some Girls Are Nice, SOme Girls Are BAd... I come in both flavours im the best you ever had!
Don't Denie It Until You Try It!


=====================ok het von roi!!!!

[lmp900]

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<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
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[thewallfan]

very funny.Please post more.

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[luongmai]

what happen? I know nothing
keke

[vamicom0910]

So good this topic is :)

[xitrumcan]

Bravo, that is so great

[caydauden]

fun?
Life iz like a toilet paper; the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Practice makes perfect; but nobody iz perfect. So why practice?
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

I like the first quote, so meaningful although it sounds rude at first

[VnVision]

I like the first quote, so meaningful although it sounds rude at first

I like YOU, tomb raider.

[live 4u]

Trùi ui, zzui thật, vào đây e mứi bít

[hnguyenm]

If you knew you could not fail, what would you do?

[Anna.]

awesome, your posts are so funny... i found it easier to learn than others serious english lessons that i have to study in the books now. thanks :)

[emdichuahuong]

thế thì em dịch làm sao được ạ đến bó tay thôi ạ ai có thì chỉ bảo giup em với ạ

[napoleon304]

Bạn nào dịch hộ tôi cái:D

[huongnt]

không có khiếu hài cũng khó dịch được hay :(

[noname.cpp]

The only difference between tattooed people and non-tattooed people is tattooed people don't care if you are non-tattooed people.

[wildslash]

1 vote for number 1 .. :))

[hoalybn]

post cái j vậy trời...............

[nevergrowup]

hahah mấy câu quotes này hay phết :)

[hana_ko]

Hehee nhiều câu hay quá:)))

[ltnt92]

Mấy cái này hay đấy! Thỉnh thoảng cần kiếm mà lại kiếm không ra. Thanks chủ thớt nhe!

[moongirl2014]

1. The bushes and clouds in Super Mario Bros are the same, just colored differently (Tạm dịch: những bụi cây và những đám mây trong trò chơi Mario giống hệt nhau và chỉ khác nhau về màu sắc).
2. Duck Hunt is two player. A controller in port 2 controls the ducks.
3. If you shuffle a deck of cards, chances are that the new order of playing cards has never existed before.
4. There are warehouses so big they have their own WEATHER
5. In 1903 the Wright brothers flew for 59 seconds. 38 years later the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. 28 years after that, we landed on the moon.
6. When a male bee climaxes, their testicles explode then they die.

[gentleonline]

Bá đạo cái câu:

1. A FuNnY GuY CaN MaKe U LaUgH A SwEeT GuY CaN OpEn Ur HearT, BuT OnLy a HoT GuY CaN OpEn Ur LeG

[gamainuoicon]

i like it but it is quite diffucult to read

[tungnh09]

Hay cơ mà teencode quá bác, :))

[michigan05]

1. The spaces between our fingers were made so another persons fingers could fill them

Câu này nghe ý nghĩa quá bác, :D

[Silencer023]

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.

:)

[anhvangiaotiep]

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[LanLan2108]

Tại sao xã hội lại chỉ cảm thấy phải có trách nhiệm với sự giáo dục của trẻ nhỏ mà không phải sự giáo dục của tất cả người lớn ở mọi độ tuổi?
Why should society feel responsible only for the education of children, and not for the education of all adults of every age?
Erich Fromm

Đừng để trường lớp cản trở con đường giáo dục của bạn.
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
_Mark Twain_

Life is an exciting business, and most exciting when it is lived for others.
Cuộc sống rất thú vị, và thú vị nhất khi nó được sống vì người khác.
_Helen Keller_

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Many people know so little about what is beyond their short range of experience. They look within themselves – and find nothing! Therefore they conclude that there is nothing outside themselves either.
Nhiều người không biết nhiều hơn những gì nằm ngoài tầm trải nghiệm nhỏ bé của mình. Họ nhìn vào trong mình – và chẳng tìm thấy gì cả! Vì thế họ kết luận rằng cũng chẳng có gì ở bên ngoài họ.
_Helen Keller_

I cried because I had no shoes until I saw a man who had no feet
Tôi đã khóc vì không có giày để đi cho đến khi tôi nhìn thấy một người không có chân để đi giày.
_Helen Keller_

Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
Hãy quay về hướng mặt trời, và bạn sẽ không thấy bóng tối.
_Helen Keller_

[LanLan2108]

Đừng đếm những gì bạn đã mất, hãy quý trọng những gì bạn đang có và lên kế hoạch cho những gì sẽ đạt được bởi quá khứ không bao giờ trở lại, nhưng tương lai có thể bù đắp cho mọi mất mát.
Don’t count what you lost, cherish what you have and plan what to gain because the past never returns but the future may fulfill the loss.
_Khuyết danh_

Tất cả chúng ta đều có cuộc đời riêng để theo đuổi, giấc mơ riêng để dệt nên, và tất cả chúng ta đều có sức mạnh để biến mơ ước trở thành hiện thực, miễn là chúng ta giữ vững niềm tin.
We all have our own life to pursue, our own kind of dream to be weaving, and we all have the power to make wishes come true, as long as we keep believing.
_Louisa May Alcott_

When you love someone and you love them with your heart, it never disappears when you’re apart. And when you love someone and you’ve done all you can do, you set them free. And if that love was true, when you love someone, it will all come back to you.
Khi bạn yêu một ai đó với tất cả trái tim mình, tình yêu đó sẽ không bao giờ mất đi ngay cả khi bạn phải chia xa. Khi bạn yêu một ai đó và dù bạn đã làm tất cả mà vẫn không được đáp lại thì hãy để họ ra đi. Vì nếu tình yêu đó là chân thật thì chắc chắn rằng nó sẽ trở về với bạn.
_Forget Paris_

[PhongLan Phan]

Can't take your eyes off somebody/something

→ không thể rời mắt khỏi ai/cái gì
The first time we met, we couldn't take our eyes off each other.
Ngay từ lần đầu tiên gặp chúng tôi đã không thể rời mắt khỏi nhau.

Shut/close your eyes

→ cố tình làm ngơ
You can't just close your eyes to his violence.
Anh không thể chỉ giả đò không biết sự bạo hành của hắn ta.

Keep an eye on somebody/something

→ để mắt, trông chừng
Will you keep an eye on things here until I get back?
Cậu có thể giúp để mắt mới việc ở đây đến khi tớ quay lại không?

Not believe your eyes

→ cực kỳ ngạc nhiên về những gì trông thấy
I couldn't believe my eyes when he walked in.
Tôi thật sự không dám tin vào mắt mình khi trông thấy ông ta bước vào.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

→ mỗi người có một quan điểm khác nhau về vẻ đẹp
A: Have you seen her husband? He looks ugly, to my eyes. B: Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A: Cậu có thấy mặt chồng cô ta chưa? Tôi thấy anh ta xấu trai quá. B: Thì mỗi người có một quan điểm khác nhau về cái đẹp mà.

[PhongLan Phan]

As nutty as a fruitcake

→ (informal) Điên khùng, ngốc nghếch
Mary's scheme for making money is as nutty as a fruitcake.
Kế hoạch kiếm tiền của Mary thật điên khùng.

The cream of the crop

→ Cái tốt nhất
This company is well-known as a good place to work and is always able to hire the cream of the crop of university graduates.
Công ty này nổi tiếng là một nơi làm việc tốt và luôn có khả năng thuê được những sinh viên ưu tú nhất.

(As) cool as a cucumber

→ Giữ được bình tĩnh, nhất là trong tình huống khó khăn
I thought I was afraid of flying, but I was as cool as a cucumber all the way to England.
Tôi nghĩ tôi sợ đi máy bay, nhưng tôi đã rất bình tĩnh trong suốt chuyến bay đến Anh.

A rotten apple

→ Dùng để chỉ người làm việc không tốt, gây ảnh hướng đến người khác
You'll find the occasional rotten apple in every organization.
Thỉnh thoảng bạn sẽ bắt gặp người làm việc không tốt trong mỗi tổ chức.

A big cheese

→ (informal) Người đứng đầu, người đặc biệt quan trọng và quyền lực trong một nhóm hoặc một tổ chức
The big cheese is not going to like it.
Sếp lớn sẽ không thích điều này đâu.

Couch potato

→ (informal) Người lười biếng, suốt ngày chỉ ngồi xem TV
Stop being a couch potato! Get off your couch and step outside.
Đừng có ngồi ì ra đấy mà xem TV nữa! Đứng dậy và ra ngoài đi.

Have enough/a lot/too much on your plate

→ (informal) Có nhiều việc để làm, có nhiều vấn đề để giải quyết
Simon can't take on any more work. He has too much on his plate.
Simon không thể đảm nhận thêm công việc nào nữa. Anh ấy có quá nhiều việc phải giải quyết rồi.

Piece of cake

→ Cái gì đó dễ dàng
This exercise is a piece of cake.
Bài tập này dễ ẹc.

Not sb's cup of tea

→ (informal) Không phải sở thích của ai đó
Opera is not exactly my cup of tea.
Thật sự thì nhạc thính phòng không phải là sở thích của tôi.

A smart cookie

→ (informal) Người thông minh
If anyone can make this company succeed, it's Kathy - she's one smart cookie.
Nếu có ai đó có thể mang lại thành công cho công ty, thì đó chính là Kathy - cô ấy là một người cực kì thông minh.

[PhongLan Phan]

eager beaver (informal)

→ người rất chăm chỉ và nhiệt huyết, người tham việc.
The new accountant works all the time - first to arrive and last to leave. He's a real eager beaver!
Kế toán mới cứ làm việc suốt - luôn đi sớm về muộn. Anh ấy thật là một người ham làm việc.

cash cow (business)

→ món hàng/thứ mang lại nhiều lợi nhuận.
The movie studio saw the actress as a cash cow.
Hãng phim xem cô diễn viên đó là của quý hái ra tiền

kangaroo court (disapproving)

→ phiên toà chiếu lệ; toà án trò hề (bất chấp cả công lý, luật pháp).
They conducted a kangaroo court there and then.
Ngay lập tức, họ tổ chức một phiên tòa chiếu lệ.

[PhongLan Phan]

bull in a china shop

→ một người vụng về, lóng ngóng, hay không biết cách cư xử khiến cho người khác mất lòng. hay làm hỏng kế hoạch của họ.
I told him it was a very sensitive meeting but he just went in like a bull in a china shop, asking about their prices and how much profit they were going to make.
Tôi đã bảo anh ta rằng đó là một cuộc gặp gỡ rất tế nhị nhưng anh ta đi sồng sộc vào, hỏi về giá cả của họ và lợi nhuận mà họ sẽ làm ra.

hold your horses

→ hãy kiên nhẫn.
Hold your horses! We need to get the customer's approval first!
Đừng nóng vội! Chúng ta càn phải có sự chấp thuận của khách hàng trước đã.

[PhongLan Phan]

see eye to eye

→ đồng ý hoàn toàn, chung ý kiến.
My parents and I don't always see eye to eye about my allowance.
Bố mẹ tôi và tôi thường bất đồng ý kiến về tiền tiêu vặt của tôi

sink or swim

→ thành bại bởi nỗ lực bản thân mà không có sự hỗ trợ hay can thiệp của ai khác.
When I went to college, I had to sink or swim without my family's help.
Khi tôi học đại học, tôi phải xoay xở mà không có sự hỗ trợ nào từ gia đình

sky's the limit

→ không có giới hạn nào đối với việc bạn có thể tiêu tốn bao nhiêu hay việc bạn có thể tiến xa hay đạt được điều gì.
Order anything on the menu - the sky's limit.
Gọi bất kì thứ gì trong thực đơn - Cứ thoải mái mà chọn.

sleep on it

→ trì hoãn việc ra quyết định lại để nghĩ kĩ về nó hơn.
The boss said she'd tell me tomorrow if I got the job or not. She had to sleep on it.
Sếp nói rằng cô ấy sẽ thông báo với tôi vào ngày mai về việc tôi có được nhận vào làm hay không.

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[PhongLan Phan]

Friendship that flows from the heart cannot be frozen by adversity, as the water that flows from the spring cannot congeal in winter.
Tình bạn xuất phát từ trái tim không thể bị nghịch cảnh đóng băng, cũng như nước chảy từ con suối không thể bị đông lại trong mùa đông.
_James Fenimore Cooper_

When thinking about companions gone, we feel ourselves doubly alone.
Khi nghĩ về những người bạn đồng hành đã rời ta, chúng ta cảm thấy cô đơn gấp đôi.
_Walter Scott_

[PhongLan Phan]

Thành ngữ với từ FISH

a big fish in a small pond

→ một trong những người quan trọng trong một nhóm/tổ chức nhỏ.
As the manager of a local company, he enjoys being a big fish in a small pond.
Là quản lí của một công ty địa phương, anh ấy thích là một người quan trọng trong công ty nhỏ đó.

like a fish out of water

→ cảm thấy không phù hợp, không thoải mái.
All the other children in the school had rich, middle-class parents, and she was beginning to feel like a fish out of water.
Tất cả những học sinh khác trong trường đều có bố mẹ giàu có hoặc tầng lớp trung lưu, và cô ấy bắt đầu cảm thấy không thoải mái trong môi trường đó

there are plenty more/of fish in the sea

→ có nhiều lựa chọn khác nữa.
It's too bad that your secretary quit, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.
Việc thư kí của bạn nghỉ việc thật là tồi tệ, nhưng mà còn có nhiều người khác nữa cơ mà.

[PhongLan Phan]

(Phần tiếp theo của thành ngữ với từ FISH)

have bigger/other fish to fry

→ có những việc quan trọng hơn/việc khác phải làm.
I can't take time for your problem. I have other fish to fry.
Tôi không thể dành thời gian cho vấn đề của bạn được. Tôi còn có nhiều việc khác phải làm.

odd fish

→ người được xem là lập dị hoặc khùng và tách rời khỏi nhóm.
He seems to be an odd fish but he is really just a normal guy.
Anh ta dường như có vẻ là người lập dị nhưng thực ra anh ấy chỉ là một người bình thường.

like shooting fish in a barrel

→ cực kì dễ (= a piece of cake).
Jane's a good mechanic. Changing a tire is like shooting fish in a barrel, for him.
Jim là một thợ máy giỏi. Việc thay lốp xe là việc cực kì dễ đối với anh ấy.

to drink like a fish

→ uống rất nhiều rượu (bia).
Jeff really drank like a fish at the party on Saturday.
Jeff đã thực sự uống rất nhiều rượu ở bữa tiệc thứ Bảy vừa rồi.

[PhongLan Phan]

Thành ngữ với NEWS:

break the news to someone

→ nói cho ai biết tin gì quan trọng, nhất là tin xấu; tiết lộ.
The doctor had to break the news to Jane about her husband's cancer.
Bác sĩ phải nói cho Jane biết về căn bệnh ung thư của chồng cô ấy.

no news is good news

→ nếu bạn không nghe tin gì thì nhiều khả năng là không có việc gì xấu đã diễn ra (vì nếu có thì bạn đã nghe).
I still haven't heard if I've got the job but I suppose no news is good news.
Tôi vẫn chưa nhận được tin trúng tuyển nhưng tôi nghĩ rằng không có tin có nghĩa là tin tốt.

(That/It/...) is news to somebody

→ điều gì mà ai đó chưa hề biết trước đó.
The boss said it was news to him that some of the employees had shredded documents.
Ông sếp nói ông ấy đã không biết rằng một vài nhân viên của ông đã xé những tài liệu.

be bad news

→ khó chịu và có ảnh hưởng xấu đến người khác hoặc tình huống nào đó.
He’s bad news for the company. He should never have been given the job.
Anh ta là người gây ra ảnh hưởng xấu đến công ty. Đáng lẽ ra người ta không nên giao anh ta nhận công việc đó.

[PhongLan Phan]

ahead of the game

→ đi trước đón đầu, dẫn trước đối thủ cạnh tranh.
With everyone looking for new business, how does your company stay ahead of the game?
Trước tình hình mọi người tìm kiếm cơ hội kinh doanh mới, làm thế nào công ty của bạn có thể đi trước đón đầu được?

keep an ear to the ground

→ lắng nghe/để ý thông tin mới hay xu hướng mới.
John kept his ear to the ground, hoping to find out new ideas in computers.
John luôn để ý những thông tin mới, với hi vọng rằng có thể tìm thấy những ý tưởng mới về lĩnh vực máy tính.

arm yourself/somebody (with something)

→ trang bị cho bản thân/ai đó (điều gì).
Nowadays, students need to be armed with many skills to get on life.
Ngày nay, sinh viên cần được trang bị nhiều kĩ năng để bước vào đời.

[PhongLan Phan]

a leg up

→ lợi thế.
We have a leg up on the competition.
Chúng ta có lợi thế trong cuộc thi.

give somebody a hand

→ giúp đỡ ai làm gì, đặc biệt công việc đòi hỏi thể lực.
Let me know when you're moving and I'll give you a hand.
Nói cho tớ biết lúc nào cậu chuyển nhà và tớ sẽ giúp cậu một tay.

work one's fingers to the bone

→ làm việc rất vất vả, chăm chỉ.
I have been working my fingers to the bone so you children could have everything you need.
Mẹ đã làm việc rất vất vả để các con có được mọi thứ các con cần.

[PhongLan Phan]

to have a yellow streak

→ có tính nhát gan (chỉ một người nhút nhát, không dũng cảm).
I think Jim has a yellow streak about watching horror movies, but he doesn't want to admit it.
Tôi nghĩ Jim sợ xem phim kinh dị, nhưng anh ta không muốn thừa nhận điều đó

to catch someone red-handed

→ bắt tại trận (ai đó đang làm điều gì xấu hoặc phạm tội).
Tom was stealing the car when the police drove by and caught him red-handed.
Tom đang ăn trộm xe otô thì cảnh sát lái xe ngang và bắt anh ta tại trận.

the black sheep (of the family)

→ người được xem như là sự ô nhục hoặc xấu hổ (đối với gia đình).
My father was the black sheep of his family - he ran away at 16 to become an actor and his parents never forgave him.
Bố tôi là sự xấu hổ đối với gia đình. Ông ấy bỏ đi khi 16 tuổi để làm diễn viên và ông bà nội không bao giờ tha thứ cho ông ấy.

[PhongLan Phan]

to get/give the green light

→ cho phép điều gì bắt đầu hoặc tiếp tục.
They've just been given the green light to build two new supermarkets in the region.
Họ vừa mới được cho phép để xây dựng hai siêu thị mới trong vùng.

as white as a sheet/ghost

→ trắng bệch, nhợt nhạt (cứ như sợ hãi điều gì).
Did something scare you? You're white as a sheet!
Ai làm anh sợ à? Anh trông có vẻ nhợt nhạt.

to have the blues

→ cảm thấy buồn.
I get the blues every time I hear that song.
Tôi cảm thấy buồn cứ mỗi khi nghe bài hát đó.

[PhongLan Phan]

be/come under fire

→ bị chỉ trích nặng nề vì những gì bạn đã làm
The health minister has come under fire from all sides.
Bộ trưởng y tế bị chỉ trích nặng nề từ mọi phía.

add fuel to the fire

→ đổ thêm dầu vào lửa
The discovery that the government was aware of the cover-up has really added fuel to the fire.
Việc phát hiện ra rằng chính phủ đã biết về vụ che đậy đã thực sự đổ thêm dầu vào lửa.

hang/hold fire

→ trì hoãn hành động / quyết định
The project had hung fire for several years for lack of funds.
Dự án đã bị trì hoãn trong nhiều năm do thiếu vốn.

[PhongLan Phan]

play with fire

→ đùa với lửa; hành động thiếu suy nghĩ, đầy rủi ro
We're playing with fire when we make huge changes to a complex system that we don't understand.
Chúng ta đúng là đang đùa với lửa khi tạo ra những sự thay đổi lớn trong một hệ thống phức tạp mà ta không hiểu gì.

fight fire with fire

→ dùng cùng một loại vũ khí hay chiến lược mà đối thủ đang dùng
It is from there I adopted the tactic of fighting fire with fire - it's the only thing these people understand.
Chính từ đó mà tôi đã sử dụng chiến lược dùng lửa chọi lửa - đó là cách duy nhất mà những người đó hiểu.

out of the frying pan into the fire

→ tránh vỏ dưa gặp vỏ dừa
"Yes, yes I know; out of the frying pan into the fire but that's another story".
"Rồi, tôi biết rồi; tránh vỏ dưa gặp vỏ dừa nhưng đó là chuyện khác."

[PhongLan Phan]

get on (or along) like a house on fire

→ (informal) nhanh chóng trở thành bạn và một mối quan hệ thân thiết
My friend Maria went to see this guy and they got on like a house on fire.
Cô bạn Maria của tôi đi gặp anh chàng này và họ nhanh chóng trở nên thân thiết với nhau.

have several, etc. irons in the fire

→ tham gia vào nhiều hoạt động hay lĩnh vực cùng một lúc
In addition, each member of the production crew has other irons in the fire, like Stanislaus's first short film production.
Ngoài ra, mỗi thành viên trong đoàn làm phim đều tham gia vào những hoạt động/dự án khác, chẳng hạn như Stanislaus đang làm bộ phim ngắn đầu tiên.

(there is) no smoke without fire

→ không có lửa thì làm sao có khói
There is no smoke without fire and I would not be surprised if something happens in the next six months.
Không có lửa thì làm sao có khói và tôi sẽ không ngạc nhiên nếu có chuyện gì đó xảy ra vào sáu tháng tiếp theo.

set the world on fire

→ (informal) rất thành công và giành được sự ngưỡng mộ từ mọi người
He's never going to set the world on fire with his paintings.
Anh ấy sẽ không bao giờ có thể rạng danh với mấy cái bức tranh của mình.

[PhongLan Phan]

soup something up

→ (informal) điều chỉnh, chỉnh sửa cái gì, chẳng hạn xe hơi hoặc máy vi tính, để nó trở nên mạnh hơn, thú vị hơn.
He souped his car up so it will do nearly 120 miles per hour.
Anh ta điều chỉnh chiếc xe hơi của anh ta để nó gần đạt đến tốc độ 120 dặm/giờ

go/sell like hot cakes

→ bán chạy như tôm tươi (người Việt nói "như tôm tươi" còn người Anh thì "như bánh nóng hổi" :D).
The book has only just been published and copies are already selling like hot cakes in both Britain and America.
Sách vừa mới được xuất bản và nó đã bán chạy như tôm tưoi ở cả Anh và Mĩ

spill the beans

→ (informal) tiết lộ bí mật.
There is a surprise party for Rose on Tuesday. Please don't spill the beans.
Có một bữa tiệc bất ngờ dành cho Rose vào ngày thứ 3. Đừng để lộ chuyện này nhé!

[PhongLan Phan]

take something with a pinch/grain of salt

→ không tin ai/điều gì hoàn toàn.
If I were you, I'd take everything he says with a pinch of salt.
Nếu tôi là bạn, tôi sẽ không hoàn toàn tin những điều anh ta nói

use your noodle

→ (informal) suy nghĩ, dùng đầu óc (nghĩa bóng).
You can do better in math if you'll just use your head.
Bạn sẽ học giỏi toán hơn nếu bạn chịu khó dùng trí thông minh của mình

[PhongLan Phan]

1. (as) sick as a dog

→ (informal) cảm thấy cực kì không khỏe, buồn nôn
After I ate that bad shrimp, I was as sick as a dog.
Sau khi ăn phải con tôm đó, tôi cứ cảm thấy buồn nôn.

2. as busy as a bee

→ cực kì bận rộn
Maxine is always working, either at home or at the office. She's as busy as a bee.
Maxine lúc nào cũng làm việc, ngay cả khi ở nhà hay ở văn phòng. Cô ấy cực kì bận rộn.

3. (as) fit as a fiddle

→ (informal) rất khỏe mạnh
Bart trains 2 hours every day. At 68, he's as fit as a fiddle.
Bart tập luyện 2 tiếng mỗi ngày. Ở tuổi 68 mà ông ấy vẫn cực kì khỏe mạnh.

4. (as) good as gold

→ (informal) ngoan ngoãn, cư xử đúng mực
Baby-sitting for my little nephew Elrod was no trouble at all. In fact, he was as good as gold.
Chăm sóc đứa cháu trai Elrod của tôi thì không có vấn đề gì. Thật sự nó là một đứa trẻ ngoan.

5. as happy as a lark

→ vui vẻ, sung sướng
When I got the test results, I was as happy as a lark.
Khi tôi nhận được kết quả bài kiểm tra, tôi đã cực kì sung sướng.

[PhongLan Phan]

6. as hard as nails

→ lạnh lùng, nghiêm khắc, cứng nhắc
My teacher is as hard as nails. He accepts no excuses from students who do not do their homework.
Thầy của tôi vô cùng nghiêm khắc. Ông ấy không chấp nhận bất cứ lời biện hộ từ bất cứ học sinh nào không làm bài tập.

7. as hungry as a bear

→ cực kì đói bụng
Every time I exercise, I'm as hungry as a bear afterwards.
Mỗi lần tập thể dục xong tôi đều cảm thấy rất đói.

8. (as) plain as a pikestaff/a day/the nose on your face

→ rõ như ban ngày
Every week they spend more than they earn. It's as plain as a day that they need to spend less and go on a budget.
Mỗi tuần họ lại chi ra nhiều hơn số tiền họ kiếm được. Rõ ràng là họ cần phải chi tiêu ít lại và tiết kiệm tiền đi.

9. as regular as clockwork

→ thường xuyên, luôn đúng vào một thời điểm nào đó
Her letters arrived every week, regular as clockwork.
Tuần nào cũng đều có thư của cô ấy.

10. as weak as a kitten

→ yếu ớt, không được khỏe
After she was ill in bed for three weeks, Penny was as weak as a kitten.
Sau 3 tuần nằm bệnh liệt giường, trông Penny rất yếu.

[PhongLan Phan]

1. have a heart of gold

→ người cực kì tốt bụng, rộng lượng
She'll do anything for anyone - she's got a heart of gold.
Cô ấy sẽ làm bất cứ điều gì cho bất cứ ai - cô ấy là một người cực kì tốt bụng.

2. a cold fish

→ người không thân thiện, lạnh lùng
She's a lovely person, but her husband is a bit of a cold fish.
Cô ấy thì cực kì dễ thương, nhưng chồng của cô ấy thì có vẻ không thân thiện lắm.

3. an oddball

→ người kì lạ, kì quặc
People always make fun of Claudia because she's a bit of an oddball, but I like her - she's different.
Mọi người hay chọc ghẹo Claudia vì cô ấy có phần hơi kì quặc, nhưng tôi thích cô ấy - cô ấy thật khác biệt.

[PhongLan Phan]

4. a quick study

→ (informal) người thông minh
He's a quick study and easily grasps all the details of a discussion.
Anh ấy là một người thông minh - anh ấy có thể nhanh chóng nắm bắt nội dung chi tiết của cuộc bàn luận.

5. a shady character

→ (informal) người không trung thực, kẻ đáng ngờ
I've heard some bad things about the guy next door. He's a shady character.
Tôi đã nghe một vài điều không hay về anh chàng hàng xóm. Anh ấy là một kẻ đáng ngờ.

6. a pain in the neck/arse/backside

→ (informal) kẻ phiền phức
She acts like all the people she works with are a pain in the neck.
Cô ấy làm như thể tất cả những người làm việc chung với cô ấy đều là những kẻ phiền phức.

[PhongLan Phan]

not/never in a hundred, etc. years

→ (informal) ý nhấn mạnh rằng bạn sẽ không bao giờ làm điều gì.
I will never in a million years understand why Kat married Dave.
Tôi không bao giờ hiểu được tại sao Kat lại kết hôn với Dave.

on cloud nine

→ (old-fashioned, informal) rất hạnh phúc.
When I got my promotion, I was on cloud nine.
Khi tôi được thăng chức, tôi rất hạnh phúc.

dressed (up) to the nines

→ (informal) mặc áo quần trang trọng hoặc thời trang.
Everyone was dressed up to the nines for the Academy Awards, with the men in tuxedos and the women in evening gowns.
Mọi người đều diện những bộ áo quần đẹp cho Lễ trao giải Academy Awards, nam thì mặc tuxedos và nữ thì mặc váy dạ hội.

[motsach91]

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[thaomotobay]

Chủ top viết dài thế, thank chủ top nha

[vanthietbkit]

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[Pro_Master]

So funny and so freak :v

[hoangnamhn]

1. (as) sick as a dog

→ (informal) cảm thấy cực kì không khỏe, buồn nôn
After I ate that bad shrimp, I was as sick as a dog.
Sau khi ăn phải con tôm đó, tôi cứ cảm thấy buồn nôn.

2. as busy as a bee

→ cực kì bận rộn
Maxine is always working, either at home or at the office. She's as busy as a bee.
Maxine lúc nào cũng làm việc, ngay cả khi ở nhà hay ở văn phòng. Cô ấy cực kì bận rộn.

3. (as) fit as a fiddle

→ (informal) rất khỏe mạnh
Bart trains 2 hours every day. At 68, he's as fit as a fiddle.
Bart tập luyện 2 tiếng mỗi ngày. Ở tuổi 68 mà ông ấy vẫn cực kì khỏe mạnh.

4. (as) good as gold

→ (informal) ngoan ngoãn, cư xử đúng mực
Baby-sitting for my little nephew Elrod was no trouble at all. In fact, he was as good as gold.
Chăm sóc đứa cháu trai Elrod của tôi thì không có vấn đề gì. Thật sự nó là một đứa trẻ ngoan.

5. as happy as a lark

→ vui vẻ, sung sướng
When I got the test results, I was as happy as a lark.
Khi tôi nhận được kết quả bài kiểm tra, tôi đã cực kì sung sướng.

Kiểu này giống kiểu xong con ong. chán như con gián và buồn như con chuồn chuồn... ^^
Tiếng Việt vần dễ nhớ hơn nhỉ? ^^

[vqminh.drive1]

My girl friend asked me to tell her I loved her while kissing her

[hoangnamhn]

My girl friend asked me to tell her I loved her while kissing her

Let me give a hand. I kiss, and u can say anything u want :D

[Tuyết Nhuần]

Nice!


Thanks for your sharing!

Can you share a little more something else?

[phuclt2009]

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[maiquynhhuong19]

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