yuna_admirer
24-04-2003, 12:02
Mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their *** lives.
The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "NESCAFE". The mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe ad on a newspaper, and it said: "Satisfaction, to the last drop..." So the mother was happy.
Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only a message, it read: "DUNHILL". So the mother looked for a Dunhill's ad and it said "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE". The mother was happy again.
After the third daughter got married, the mother was anxious to receive a message from her daughter. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive.
When it did the message simply said "CATHAY PACIFIC AIRWAYS". The mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a CATHAY PACIFIC Airway’s ad. She finally found and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK,BOTH WAYS."
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Yuna is innocent
The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "NESCAFE". The mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe ad on a newspaper, and it said: "Satisfaction, to the last drop..." So the mother was happy.
Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only a message, it read: "DUNHILL". So the mother looked for a Dunhill's ad and it said "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE". The mother was happy again.
After the third daughter got married, the mother was anxious to receive a message from her daughter. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive.
When it did the message simply said "CATHAY PACIFIC AIRWAYS". The mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a CATHAY PACIFIC Airway’s ad. She finally found and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK,BOTH WAYS."
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Yuna is innocent